Top Ten: Reasons TO vote for Hillary Clinton

Last time, we provided you with a list of the Top 10 Reasons to not vote for Hillary Clinton in 2008.

This time, we will provide you with the opposite, the Top 10 Reasons TO vote for Hillary Clinton.

Considering whether to vote for Hillary or an alternative in the Democratic primary? Hillary or the Republican in the general election? These are the Top 10 Reasons to make you feel good at night and cast the deciding vote!

10. She's the only Democrat even close enough to help you keep your food down after you eat.

9. Sure having lived in the White House makes her more than qualified. Get in early on the Jenna Bush 2016 band wagon!

8. If it is good enough for Germany or Argentina or India, it must be time for us! Qualifications aren't THAT important, are they?

7. Maybe Hillary will work to change the Constitution so that we can have Bill back. Can't we just have Bill back??!?

6. Even with people from all over the world living in America, including from the Middle East, people who live in the ACTUAL Middle East can't possibly live in a Democracy. We need to give up just enough to let some Dictator take over. What's the worst a Dictator could possibly do?

5. A consensus builder is much better than a decision maker. It is good to get Europe's approval before doing anything to change things...I mean, after all, we're just the new guys on the block, we don't have the experience to make big decisions.

4. You miss Bill. You want Bill. She is just like Bill, right?

3. You feel better voting for a woman. Details don't matter, just makes you feel better. Now go get a Latte and relax.

2. You are an attorney, and will look forward to all of the new business started with medical reform, business reform, election reform, and the future en vouge issues (funny how the Democrats want to reform everything to help "you" except for Legal Reform. Oh way, that isn't funny...the Lawyers pay them good money to have it that way...just good business sense!

And finally, the super exiting #1 reason...
1. You want a change, but just not too much change...just enough to not upset the boat too much. No radical change in Iraq, no radical change with the War on Terror, no radical changes.